Chocolate Jesus! - Sunday 19th September

                                  

Doors Open 8pm

Live Hip Hop and Old School Shit On The Decks

Live: Sick Python, Old Men Of Moss Mountain, Disco Club, Ghost

DJs: Sam Z (Loose Change), Jontdizzle Foshizzle, Big Daddy Mo, SupriseAnal, Balls Deep, Pele, il foe, Burnie Rarebit, Rad Spesh, Pronto Ronto, Gomez Gonzalez

SHAMELESS - Saturday 18th September

Shameless returns on Saturday 18 September at Iguana Bar, Kings Cross.

This month’s Shameless features DJs Matt Van Schie, National Treasure, Perfect Snatch, Levins, Sirens, Olivia “Newtown” John, The Larnach Monster, Time Life and more.

The theme is ‘Sax Solos’, so expect to hear sultry favourites like ‘Careless Whisper’, ‘Time of My Life’, ‘Hungry Eyes’, ‘Born to Run’, ‘It’s Still Rock ‘n’ Roll to Me’, ‘Baker Street’, ‘Young... Americans’, ‘Never Tear us Apart’, ‘I Can’t Go for That’, ‘Rio’, ‘Smooth Operator’, most of the Pretty Woman Soundtrack and more from our endless vault of music you wish you didn’t love.

$5-Cocktail-of-the-Month is the world famous Tequila Sunrise which brings together Tequila, Grenadine and orange juice in one of the only three way marriages ever to work.

‘Shameless’ is the only place you’ll hear Fleetwood Mac, Toto, Paul Simon, Foreigner, Sade, Chicago, Cheap Trick, Hall and Oates, Boston, Phil Collins, Icehouse, Lionel Richie, Belinda Carlisle, The Doobie Brothers, Billy Joel, INXS, Robert Palmer, Boston, Wham! and all their friends.

Where: Iguana Bar, 13-15 Kellett St, Kings Cross

When: Saturday 18 September, 9pm

Entry: $10

http://www.club-shameless.com/

...he will be hanging out in the smoker's section

only this friday....

HAMMER HORROR - FRIDAY 10TH SEPTEMBER

Hammer Horror is bringing back Yellow Fever with its provocative beats straight from the jungle. More rude  than ODB, more dancing then Strictly Ballroom.

$$$ FIVE DOLLAR DRINKS TIL MIDNIGHT $$$

$5 Guestlist

Vibing the rhythm all night:

MIK MENACE

GOLDCLASS

NEIL DOWN

SNEAKEE

NNN

JESUS

enjoy x

HOLY MOLY! FRIDAYS FOAM PARTY!

COME DANCE WITH US THIS FRIDAY UNDER THE FOAM & BUBBLE MACHINES!


THINGS ARE GOING TO GET STICKY -

JUST LIKE SEGA WORLD CRUSH DAYS.

$$$ 5 DOLLAR DRINKS $$$ UNTIL 12!

ALBATROSS

THE LARNACH MONSTER

PETE VS TOBY

JOVI

NEIL DOWN

BOOM$

SICK PYTHON

HAZUKI AND KOHEHI



FREE ENTRY BEFORE 11!
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GETTING HITCHED - AN ELVIS STORY

HAMMER HORROR - FRIDAY 27TH AUGUST

THIS FRIDAY THE 27TH IGUANA BAR ARE GETTING THEIR FETISH ON!

PREPARE TO DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY IN TIGHT LEATHER NUMBER WHIST BEING WHIPPED INTO NEVERLAND!!!!

ALL DRINKS $5- UNTIL 12!

***** SECRET PERFORMANCE THROUGHOUT THE NIGHT *****

MAKING YOUR TOES WIGGLE:

MULHOLLA BACK

SEX AZZA WEAPON

HAZUKI AND KOHEHI

THE LARNACH MONSTER

DJ CHAMPAGNE HANGOVER

VAN HALEN

SEE YOU THERE HONIES

XXX

HAMMER HORROR - FRIDAY 20TH AUGUST

HAMMER HORROR - AGAIN MAKING ALL THE GIRLS SCREAM!

RETURNING THIS FRIDAY WITH HOWLING BEATS:

BAD NIGHTIES HIP HOP/ SOUL/ POWER BALLADS/ RNB/ EARLY 2000 TOP 40!

BRINGING IT:

AZN PZN

THE LARNACH MONSTER

GOLDCLASS

SKUNK JUICE

SEX AZZA WEAPON

MIK MENACE

ALL DRINKS $5- UNTIL MIDNIGHT!!!!

HAMMER HORROR - FRIDAY 13TH AUGUST

Hammer Horror is bringing forth the love this Friday as it seduces you throughout the night with a lustrious beats. Elvis will be joining you together in holy matrimony in the chapel of love.

The alter will be set up all night with our wedding photographer ensuring that your special night with your newfound spouse and the King is candid.

Eloping From:

THE LARNACH MONSTER

AZN PZN

HAZUKI AND KOHEHI

NEIL DA LION NB CHU-WAHWAH

JOVI

BOOM$

SPUNK JUICE

MIK MENACE

ALL DRINKS $5- TILL MIDNIGHT!

x

http://elias2elvis.com/audio_video.html

COME GET HITCHED WITH ELVIS 11.30-1.30

LIVE PERFORMANCE INCLUDED!

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LAST WEEKS PHOTOS

THURSDAY 5th AUGUST/TONIGHT/A NIGHT OF GYPSYCH & SPELLS

Come down and witness a  stellar lineup not to be surpassed, the boys have been on momentary hiatus returning with a feast of fun filled, mind grabbing jams… and also surprise or two if that doesn’t float your boat. They will be kicking it with none other than Radio National who have been gaining momentum on what has been a whirlwind past couple of months, that has seen journey akross the nuladale and back concocting their evoloution of thunderous improvisational blends between songs that even the likes of Richard Clapton blew his shit to..The Iguana bar will also plays host to two other great Sydney bands such as Djinny and Textile merchants whose mysterious sounds encapture the soul and life of an arctic rainforest. So come along, cast some spells and chant some chants as this is sure to be some distinct type of gypsych rock to spend your future too..amaze!

Come all , come merry , come gather round and party!

$5 entry

Open from 9pm till Late

IGUANA SATURDAYS! FEAT. ASH LE ROUGE/CASSETTE PITTMAN/SLOW BLOW/MIK THA MENACE

Get ready for another installment of HAMMER HORROR this friday, get your spirit feet ready for a night of madness with :

HAZUKI & KOUHEI
THE LARNACH MONSTER
BOOM$
CAPTIN FRANCO (HALFWAY CROOKS)
HAN VALEN
LSD-G (PETE VS. TOBY).

All will be spinning rare tracks to leave you choreographing dance/gymnastics routines well into the night - which you will have time for since were open from 10pm - 6am!

HAMMER HORROR - releasing wild vibes all friday, every friday!

P.S - This dance package special comes equipped with $5 drinks until Midnight.

SATURDAY 31st JULY - HARRY HUNTER ASH LE ROUGE SLOW BLOW ANTHONY AVOCADO

HAMMER HORROR! EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT!

FRIDAY 30th JULY

HAMMER HORROR!

10pm - 6am

$10

$5 Guest List

Another weekend is looming and the perfect way to start is to wild out at HAMMER HORROR!
This week we have a special performance by dj/mc SICK PYTHON
LISTEN HERE - http://soundcloud.com/sickpython


The rest of the night will be smothered in the wild sounds emanating from the ever transient finger tips of :

NEIL DA LION NB CHU-WAHWAH


HAN VALEN


DJ CHAMPAGNE HANGOVER


HAZUKI and HOUHEI


THE LARNACH MONSTER

Lastly......ALL DRINKS $5 UNTIL MIDNIGHT!


RUNS EVERY FRIDAY!

Kirin J Callinan + Magic Eye + Widgets Gadgets

Thursday 29th July

9pm - late 

Join us once more, on a not so perilous journey into the depths of a misty audio jungle, soar through a cosmic array of laser lit skies and come to settle into a totally loving vibe to witness the raddest of the rad perform at iguana bar this thursday eve.

Performing this week we have Kirin J Callinan - described as -

 "A strikingly distinguished performer, Callinan traipses the stage like an amphetamine addled outlaw, wrenching venomous sandpaper fuzz from his guitar.With wrist pressed firmly to whammy bar, Callinan conjured panoramic visons of deceased suburbs, overgrown vacant lots and asphalt playgrounds. That peculiarly Australian, menacing sense of eternal space was perfectly rendered in his songs, and it’s these nigh mystical figures that keep the scene alive... Callinan is stunningly accomplished, potentially important. When he finally loops a guitar riff and proceeds to accompany it on a drum kit, he’s won over everyone in the audience. And you know, as good as Mercy Arms may be, Callinan ought to be winning hearts and minds by himself, because he is stunning and original."

Joining him is the solo chaotic/electronic/synthesised/rare beast of talent otherwise known as MAGIC EYE - promising a wild barrage of improvised synth sounds never before conceived.
here is a short but sweet interview with the young man in question


Name: Edwin Sheather


Band: Magic Eye


Explain the name magic eye to us:

Its unexplainable, its ufo.


Describe your music:

Magical


Influences?

Go away i dont want to do this.


You sure?

Yes


**He glaces at us and tells us to stop eating his chicken chips.

Then laughs.


Do you have any up coming gigs?

No


What are you expressing through your music?

um, the structure of the machine raping our souls.


Why should people come to the gig tomorrow night?

I dont care


Are you excited to play with Kirin and Widgets gadets?


am i? no... no im kidding. no bhahhahahaha

 

Widgets and Gadgets will also be releasing some on the spot improvised dance electronica to leave your eyes fluttering and bodies bouncing in a state of total rareness.

All this for the low low low price of $5 

HAMMER HORROR

 

 

SECRET HEADLINE ACT + The Preachers + Domeyko/Gonzalez + Sick Python Dj's

Thursday 22nd July

9pm - late

$5

A special secretive performance by a special secret band supported by the bluesy folkness of Sydney's next big thing - The Preachers.

Dynamic duo Domeyko/Gonzalez will have you seeing stars/possibly flying to join them in a flurry of harmonised live electronic chaos!

Last but not least, Sick Python Dj's will be spinning tunes into the night to leave you feeling well pleasant!

But please, whatever you do...do not forget the super secret HEADLINE ACT - a not to be missed night out and only for $5!

I DREAM IN TRANSIT + SOONERS + LYYAR + CHUMBUCKET (LAST SHOW!)

Date : August 12th
Time : 8pm
Location : Iguana Bar, Kellett St Kings Cross
Cost : $10

An evening of noise, dream pop, folk, grunge and pretty much anything in between... We've worked for months putting together a lineup that defies predictability and categorizing. In the intimate context of Iguana Bar, we present the rawest and most intimate setting to listen.
No distractions. We're happy to showcase bands that straddle the lines between experimental and pop, vying for something different with each performance. This will be the sole Sydney show for Melbournians - I dream in transit, Sydney's sooners preparing for their 7" release with locals Lyaar and Chumbucket supporting. The collective have spent months trying to get this lineup together, and we can guarantee it will be a one off, with chumbucket playing their last ever show.

*** Coochie Coo***

Coochie Coo is a monthly Party for the honey's held at iguana Bar!

Disco and soul shaking! 

Past Dj's included:

> Neil down

> Dj Dreamtime

> Barron Mundi (tyson) Fbi

> Slow Blow

> Hazuki Sister

> Tittie Tassels 

> Golden Ron

> Sip Champagne 

> The Larnach Monster

> Antoine Ryan (Pete Vs Toby)

> National Treasure

Polaroid snaps from babes on Wheels: